Jake Ballard's job is to sell sheets and towels.

Okay, Jake CANNOT get killed off, because THEN Olivia is going to go right back to Fitz, and I just can't with that shit anymore. If Scott Foley is going to walk through the exit door, they better bring in some other nice piece of eye candy STAT.

I just assumed that he's been trying to get B613 back. And after last night it seems he has, at least temporarily. I know he was anxious to bring Daddy Pope down. As for source of funds, I imagine that as head of B613 you'd create some secret stashes of cash. I would.

And that, boys and girls, is how you really Lean In.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

LISTEN YOU SASSER- i actually have pretty fucking excellent grammar. you don't go to college and not graduate for like 10 years without learning a THING OR TWO. in general, i am actually quite a good writer. but this is the internet, a hellish swampscape where i am beholden to no man, and no grammar. i am free to…

WTF APRIL??? I HAVE TO WAIT FOR OUTLANDER FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE TO WAIT FOR GAME OF THRONES??? Y U DO DIS STARZ?!?!

He's also Edmure Tully. I lost it when he failed to land the arrows and his brother had to take over.

I love reading Miss Manners on the subject. "Should I tell my friend she's fat?" "Why? Do you think she hasn't noticed?" If you see something wrong with someone's appearance, the rule is that you can mention it only if the person can immediately fix the problem. Since no one is going to step into another room and…

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

NO. I would really like to know who these people are now, so I know who I shouldn't vote for. Who's with me?

I want to know who these senators are. We as voters deserve to know who these assholes are, in order to not vote for them anymore.

It took me three tries and a rewind to recognize Gwen Stefani in that bit of the Emmys.

Another culprit - our culture where we have to work more than 40 hours a week because we are afraid we'll lose our jobs. We have no balance between work and life; it's all work. I'm very, very fortunate that I no longer have to work minimum wage jobs. But, I often feel that I have to work more than 40 hours a week,…

The relationship between poverty and weight is a vital yet often downplayed aspect of the "obesity epidemic." Poor people have less nutritious food in their neighborhood stores (if they have stores at all), less money to buy it, less time to cook it, and less access to preventive medical care. But the fact that…

A lot of minimum-wage jobs (fast food worker, cashier, etc) involve spending the majority of time on your feet, also. When I was working as a cashier, the last thing I wanted to do after a shift was go for a walk or to the gym. I hadn't burned a lot of calories, but I had just spent anywhere from 4 to 10 hours on my…

Add in the fact that food is one of the few affordable, easy-to-acquire, use-anytime things that people can use to comfort ourselves, and of freaking course we're always stuffing ourselves. We can't drink booze, smoke cigarettes, or use drugs at work, and sex isn't always easy to come by, but chocolate gives you a…

This comment is perfection.

OMGWTF?