If only journalists put as much effort attempting to prove somebody was raped as they have, here, trying to prove somebody wasn't.
Molly Lambert once wrote this about Aniston, and I've been ride-or-die for her ever since:
But our artisans* hand craft and oversee every detail** of your new spoonula*** in their rustic, crafters cottage.****
#NotAllGoatees
Hi Robby! Thanks for stopping by! One small correction: I don't think you've ever "reported" a goddamn thing in your life. (And because I know you're going to do this, either here or in my Twitter mentions, which you and your friends are currently stink-clouding up with your Feelings, I have a master's degree in…
Ah yes, the fame and fortune that come from fabricating a story about your gang rape! What riches and notoriety await those women who spin a delightful yarn about being violated ten ways from Sunday! What exciting prizes and praise are bestowed upon them as they pretend to have been assaulted by beer bottles and/or…
If I had a libertarian magazine, I'd be trying hard to avoid confirming the stereotype of libertarians as being strictly out of touch white men who mistake their own chin-stroking blatherings for insight.
"something about this story doesn't feel right."
When I served in the Navy, actually on a ship, I witnessed the unspeakable.
"I ate my turkey on the proper day in October."
I'm assuming you're Canadian? One of my friends lives in Toronto now and every year she calls me on it and I tell her "happy fake Thanksgiving!" It will never not make me laugh.
It's called a Pig Pickin' Cake because you eat it at a pig pickin'. Pull your own pulled pork. It is the perfect outdoor dessert because who cares if it drops and gets ruined. You can fix up another in the time it takes your uncle to finish his Bud heavy and say something racist. Also, you just ripped the flesh from…
I'm a novelist of the lady-parts-having variety and it astounds me how many guys who I consider friends and who are well-read and have university degrees will not read my novels because they don't read books written by female authors. It's astonishing to me how many will flat-out ask me justify why they should read my…
Maybe he has a special condition where his bruises are invisible to others.
That's what a liar looks like.
The KKK is in Ferguson and they are celebrating, i just feel sick about how much support Darren Wilson has in the US and has received around $400,000 in donations, get it together Amerikkka.