Shit, swearing is unladylike? Walp, I'm fucked.
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I heard the cat was sitting right there with them when she asked him to go to a movie and she didn't even think to invite the cat.
"Your swearing is very unladylike?" Motherfucker. I once spent about 13 months co-located with a bunch of Army officers for my job. That was thirteen years ago, and I still to this day use the eff word like a comma. My husband does not care but prefers I tone it down around the kids, lest our son confront a daycare…
I'm stunned someone spent seven weeks with this assbutt. This level of assbuttery is irrepressible, so it must have irrupted earlier. In any case, congratulations to the woman in question for this boil popping by itself.
Is the free space "This is revenge because I dumped her"?
Vengeful ex-girlfriend, and I am MISUNDERSTOOD are missing. Also, God.
I just wanted to quickly say thank you to every one who has commented and left supportive comments. Writing isn't something that comes easily to me :)
I am a BRCA1 Mexican-American woman who just turned forty. My twin died of breast cancer in March. I did about five years of close monitoring after my BRCA test turned up positive, but had a mastectomy and hysterectomy a couple of years back. It feels great to take back those hours I know I would have spent worrying…
"Yes, and I like my coffee like I like my men." The waiter, without changing his expression said, "I'm very sorry, madam, but we don't have any gay coffee."
"It's okay, help the rude guy first."
I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...
Jake Ballard's job is to sell sheets and towels.
Okay, Jake CANNOT get killed off, because THEN Olivia is going to go right back to Fitz, and I just can't with that shit anymore. If Scott Foley is going to walk through the exit door, they better bring in some other nice piece of eye candy STAT.
I just assumed that he's been trying to get B613 back. And after last night it seems he has, at least temporarily. I know he was anxious to bring Daddy Pope down. As for source of funds, I imagine that as head of B613 you'd create some secret stashes of cash. I would.
And that, boys and girls, is how you really Lean In.
LISTEN YOU SASSER- i actually have pretty fucking excellent grammar. you don't go to college and not graduate for like 10 years without learning a THING OR TWO. in general, i am actually quite a good writer. but this is the internet, a hellish swampscape where i am beholden to no man, and no grammar. i am free to…
I love reading Miss Manners on the subject. "Should I tell my friend she's fat?" "Why? Do you think she hasn't noticed?" If you see something wrong with someone's appearance, the rule is that you can mention it only if the person can immediately fix the problem. Since no one is going to step into another room and…
My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.