I think Tim Murphy should have been forced to carry his unviable career to full term.

Can’t young democrats flock to these red states?? They’re much cheaper to live in than CA or NY. Really. There’s good food and plenty of fine alcohol. With the internet, you can live there but not have to interact with your racist neighbors. If I was twenty years younger, I think I’d do it.

I would like to think that farm animals are liberal democrats.

How the hell would gravy not contain meat?

It’s just too bad Jimmy John is such a piece of shit garbage person, though.

I hope she uses a stiletto knife like Donald Sutherland in Eye of The Needle. Sorry if that was weird. I just liked that movie.

Fuck him. He does not deserve the right to privacy as he has voted to impinge on the rights of MILLIONS of women in the country while encouraging the very behavior he is looking to curtail. You are now fair game and you are a trash human being.

Does Britain have your own version of SNL where this appearance can be spoofed?

The Quicker Fucker Upper

Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt. When people ask me how many miscarriages I had before we ended up with an actual baby, I just say “fewer than 10.” Had them with fertility cycles, I had them between the fertility cycles. This is the way I know, at a gut, experiential level, that a fertilized egg is not a…

Not sure why it didn’t rate a mention but Dakota Meyer is married to abstinence poster girl Bristol Palin, mother of three.

I think he sprained a scarf.

I think I need some time to reflect on just how lucky I am to live in a house with nails.

It would be crass to advance your not getting stabbed agenda by pulling the nail so soon after the tragedy.

Also too, his main concern is fetal pain, but he’s a tough Reservist and therefore any fetus of his would be Man Enough to take that kind of pain.

Fuck you Ted Cruz. So the KKK is doing something right?

Oh god have you all seen Trump literally throwing rolls of paper towels at people in Puerto Rico, like one of those jackass guys at a sports game giving out tshirts? This is probably the most embarrassed I’ve ever been.

They cover those up too well. Dead mistresses post no tweets.

It was ungreyed before I replied! I know better than that.

They’re making far too many assumptions here. How full and happy of a life is that child going to have if it’s born into a household that doesn’t have the resources or abilities to raise it and, instead, tried to do what was best and couldn’t because of bullshit laws? Or, wind up in the foster care/adoption system…