I think your mistakes are that you assume that any of those things are brand new ideas or that they can be done without Republican support.

I mean, Bush’s Top Men (Top Men!) were relics of the Nixon administration, and no one batted an eyelash at that. As if Cheney and Rumsfeld weren’t proteges of the most corrupt president of the 20th century. We just collectively pretended that the Nixon years never happened.

What I hate too is that HE sued her! She didn’t even press charges, it was just relayed to his bosses and he sues her

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

Cancer is more compassionate than a Republican Senator.

Fuck Ron Johnson. He’s a scumbag who fearmongered to a bunch of redneck assholes who are latched onto Walker and Trump. He barely got reelected. He’s a soulless fuck who saw an opportunity from the unholy triumvirate of Walker/Peinus/Ryan and is milking it for all it’s worth. For his own benefit, obviously not for…

One Senator is fuzzy, unfocused, and unclear in his thinking and speaking.

Ron Johnson was one of the four who said he would never vote for “skinny repeal” unless Paul Ryan could guarantee him that it would not become law. Ryan said he could not guarantee any such thing, so Johnson immediately said, “Okeydoke” and voted for it anyway.

Leave Ron Johnson alone. His comments may have been affected by the fact that he’s quite stupid and that might have factored in.

for real! I lol’d at the “big name” clients: Phyllis Diller and Brendan Fraser ahaha

Last winter a some lady from the Salvation Army got in my face about not donating, so I asked her rather loudly if they had changed their stance on conversion therapy and general discrimination against the LGBT+ community and then stated even more loudly that I don’t give money to organizations that are openly…

Why? Presumably there are a gajillion coffee shops to choose from and if men don’t want to pay the symbolic tax, they can go to any other cafe they want.

He gave us dominion over life on Earth, not over the Earth itself. It’s like if the landlord let’s you have pets, but you think that means you can let them shit all over the carpets. We’re bad renters and should be evicted.

It’s right there in the very first bit of the Old Testament, man.

Wattpad with Hulu had a contest to write a short story for The Handmaids Tale to coincide with the season finale. On Friday I learned that I and another 9 writers were hand picked by Margret Atwood as the winners!

In a few months, it’ll be babies. Disconnect from your social media; it is what saved me from a case of the Comparisons.

That’s what they always say, and it’s never true.

Before long all the male hosts on Fox News will just be replaced by large animatronic cocks lasciviously wagging at all their female co-hosts and correspondents.

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

So glad the Democratic Party didn’t apply a litmus test to this guy. Something bad might have happened.