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I was thinking Elisha Cuthbert.
I forgot about that Tarantino movie for a minute and thought they somehow Adam Sandler got Ennio Morricone to write the score for the terrible Netflix western, and was confuuuuused.
(Also confused by The Martian as a comedy and the lack of Jessica Jones, but I’m assuming the latter is some kind of date/eligibility…
I cannot fathom that his official, really and truly, on letterhead, statement includes the phrase “figure out what is going on.” If one of my students wrote that, I would have so many comments. Honest to god, half of my first-year writing students have better thought-out plans for the country than this glob of phlegm.
Big Ugly: When I kill her, it’ll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know, I was there.
Yes. It’s terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and... everybody lives happily ever after.
I’ve heard that David Boreanaz is kind of mean in real life, so it makes sense?
My friends and I have what we call our “hot old men”; men we’d still do even if though they’re objectively “old.” Hers is Roger Daltrey, and mine was Michael Caine for a long time. Since watching Buffy, though, current Anthony Stewart Head is absolutely my hot old man.
Random trivia: Carmine Giovinazzo plays the first person to die on Buffy, ever. First episode.
(If you are not a Buffy person, then sorry, but we’re all over this thread in general) :-)
You know “the five celebrities” list from Friends? For a while I had Legolas on there. Like, regular human Orlando Bloom was not on the list; only Orlando Bloom *as* Legolas would count.
Starred for Eddie.
I’m really genuinely sorry that you have to feel worried and anxious about something that should be so innocent and exciting.
Oof, the Hunger Games. There was what turned out to be an usher standing in a corner of the theater, and it distracted me for ten minutes because what if. Last year, in the actual movie when they sing the uprising song and blow up that dam, all I could think of were the Michael Brown protesters and how many people…
I just showed my ENG101 students the John Oliver segment on the lottery to discuss ethos, logos, and pathos. Still cracks me up AND TEACHES GOOD LESSONS.
I definitely did not get that. But of course that’s it.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I have no actual opinion on the main point of all of this, but am I the only one grossed out by “EggBanxx”? Was “EggBank” taken? Even just “EggBanx”? Not sexxy enough? We needed two xs? Why do we need to feel like this is an egg bank/strip club?
Yeah; the fact that she’s the same height as is daughter is not a big deal. Even if his daughter weren’t in the picture, I would be just as weirded out.