But is her fiancé the father???

Not enough respect is given to experience. Sure, the US women dominate almost every team handily. At some point, probably 2016, other countries’ women will improve. Having that international experience on the court is integral to success here. Just look at the 1995 Orlando Magic.

Do you even have any concept how long it takes to become a notary? In most states, you have to qualify for an exam (i.e. Fill out a form where you claim you’ve never been convicted of a crime, pay a fee) take a course with another fee, schedule an exam 2-3 months out, then wait 4-8 weeks for the state to do a…

It's a religious school, yes?

Collinsworth is my all-time favorite. He has insights that most others don’t, having played DI QB and WR. He’s smart, his voice doesn’t grate, and he’s attractive (the last one’s for me). Perfection.

I’ll take Gruden solo only because I enjoy telling the TV, “I just said that. Get with the program, Jon.” He’s good for my ego.

I was really happy with this news, thinking to myself, “I love Tirico’s commentary. He makes Gruden interesting.” And then read the sexual harassment claims. What the fuck men? Is it too hard to treat women like humans? Is this how you would treat your mom, sisters, wife, daughters?

This I don’t get. All the young people I know who would go to something like this are covered in tattoos and piercings.

28 is the new 68.

As YoSup noted, she can’t get an ID. But also, you need an official birth certificate, which requires a notarized form. Notarization requires ID. Do you see how she’s fucked NO MATTER WHAT?

I love the irony that we endure on a daily basis, thanks to the ruling classes.

Don’t forget elderly, too. Those old people are big into voter fraud!

Proof we need to vote in EVERY SINGLE ELECTION. It’s also proof we should vote democrat in every single election (for the foreseeable future).

“...getting documents notarized...”

Posting a meme of yourself that isn't intended to show you have a sense of humor is super douchey.

This tweet belongs with the article about the NFL draft and Manziel.

For sure. Where I would’ve told the reporter something like, “What the fuck are you talking about?!?!” He was classy as shit as he took down the reporter.

“Here’s an interesting question.”

I’m always reminded of the picture of him partying with his mom, bottle of champagne in hand, sparklers aflame around him, etc. Class act, that one. And it was a few years before the NFL.

Commoditizing people? What a strange concept that we haven’t been doing for centuries! Also, how else are you supposed to draft people in your fantasy leagues if people aren’t anything more than products?