I tend to do two weeks of Worst Customers followed by a Revenge post. I haven’t checked to see specifically how many Revenge stories I have sitting in my files currently, but we could see another fitting that pattern.

I’ll never get tired of you guys mocking these commenters.

WOW

Not sure if it was intentional, but there’s a hint of Hitchhiker’s there (Mongol Horde etc.)

That and “Let me educate you.” Both those phrases basically push the MURDER EVERYONE button in my lizard brain.

It starts with “P” and rhymes with “Apa John’s”? So, you worked at Parappa John’s, too? Man, I loved the food there, but that little rapping dog wasn’t a very good boss.

I have to say, BCO has spurred two important changes in the way I act in restaurants.

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.