And when you first see them they look awful, but you get used to them.

I am REALLY new to this actual, real account thing (long-time, everyday lurker since ~2009). But I would love to join in on twitter too! Recently I made a twitter just for jezebelling— I’m @fudgeyoumydear

Oh honey I had those. They suck but they work. It will be ok.

How about the vodka fruit orgasm. I’ll think more on that.

@hotwaterbath

My Twitter handle is the same as my kinja name: @stephkat716 You can follow me if you don’t mind listening to me whine about the mbta and how badly I don’t want to be at work.

I.e. the black sock puppet and the tan sock puppet.

Whoa—I have that same necklace!

Drinking bourbon, honey, and lemon tonight.

I get the same crap, but for me, since I’m pursuing a doctoral degree in a liberal arts field, all I hear is: “You’re never going to meet a man in that field!” Oh darn! There go all my hopes and dreams down the toilet! Obviously that was my only goal in spending nearly a decade of my life studying, writing, and…

I am iheartdaftpunk.

I may make an ocean breeze because it is so pretty. I am also just as likely to say fuck it and go to bed because this has been the roughest week.

Bah. I don’t believe the whole ‘falling in love’ thing. It’s a hackneyed trope. I think you’ve got to find someone you’re compatible with, who makes you feel good most of the time. You’ll go through an infatuation phase because it’s fun and new, but really the object is to find someone you enjoy spending time with.…

Congratulations on meeting someone who makes you feel so great! Do you think that everyone knows when they’ve met the right person? I’ve been with a guy I met online for five months and I feel like all I tend to focus on are the red flags and the potential problems. But I also feel like that’s just the kind of person…

Again: respectfully and lovingly, that is bullshit. The people I love most are messes and bold and brash and people (myself included) love them for it, not despite it.

Same!

I just followed you on Twitter.

luneargentee

See, this is why I just assume that everyone I’m talking to online is gorgeous. Y’all ARE!

I’m: paultoesjohn