She’s kinder than I would have been.

And also fuck misogyny. Margaret Atwood and all.

Could’ve been her ex:

For me it’s a close race between them and Dax Shepard/Kristen Bell.

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are my couple goals in the least ironic way possible.

Good morning, lovelies.

I'm an orange cat :)

I came here for the outrage at Gwen Stefani’s appropriation. When are my needs going to be met?

Heh, I know the feeling. Although in my case it generally has more to do with La Marca or Ketel One than online accounts!

Same. Also I use my real name on Twitter so I’m selective about who gets to see that, too.

I'm SD as well. I just remember you were so I thought I'd ask.

DROPPIN IN TO SAY I LOVE U AND MISS U ALL

Dashley, what’s your Twitter handle? And how’d you fair with the earthquake this morning?

Most of the time on Twitter if we know they’re a Kinja person and/or are followed by other Kinja people, that’s good enough!

Hey, you can always come hang out on Twitter, but I’m so happy Jezebel isn’t going anywhere.

I was worried I wouldn't be able to talk to my internet people anymore or I would have to go to somewhere else to find them.

Finally someone has done the right thing.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about ordering enough food to feed 4 people and then yelling to your imaginary family “Food’s here!” so that the delivery guy doesn’t think you’re a loser ordering a single serving of orange chicken on a Friday night.

I freely admit to being a lazy bum, but marijuana legally delivered to my home really is a game-changer. I like to time my order so that it arrives ten minutes before the Chinese is delivered.

Looks like it’s been rained out. Too bad. I don’t post often and I’m a perma-grey, but I sat down at the “puter like I always do around 7, and...crickets...