I don’t know. It seems odd that it hasn’t appeared...

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

Do you think her costume is a reference to Princess Hotdog from Adventure Time?

The man wasn’t perfect but that’s entirely the point. He lived his life on his terms at a time when a black man was not supposed to be able to. He was brash, cocky, and unapologetic about it. He paid a huge price for this, yet never backed down. Great fighter, even better civil rights icon. The world lost a great man…

fuck no

RIP champ. I argue that his greatest fight has been the last 30 years of his life. Thanks for the memories.

And I think you just made Anna’s point. :-(

I think I would have waited till after the ring shopping. Call me basic, but I’ve always wanted a Tiffany’s engagement ring.

I was very excited to see it

I mean I don’t keep it my PI does, I just have access to it.

Bobby, don’t you dare apologize for the “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” joke, that was A-grade.

Does it though? I've never had an issue come up that warranted the need for a snorkel. Am I doing it all wrong?

I have waited my entire life to not want anything do with this thing.

Fuck me: someone’s created a device to facilitate breathing while cunnilingusing, but no one’s create an anti-gagging device for felating??!!

Go down on a woman sitting in a bowl of green jello?

Can you write an anonymous note??? A haiku? A limerick?

Me too.... me too

How about a word for the poor man who gave his life helping a woman he didn’t even know.

An armed white guy.

Can we just end today with an uplifting story? Pretty Please Jezebel?