Tell me more about babycakes. Are we talking shredded and fried baby patties, like hashbrowns, or is this more of a bundt cake situation?

I’d wear a navy suit with little anchors or lobsters all over it.

Season 2 of Kroll Show is on On Demand now! Not that I watched six episodes yesterday or anything.

I WOULD DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO GET WITH ASAP ROCKY

Your first Botox shot Kendra?

Jujy wins Tweet Beat, everyone else go home!

DONALD TRUMP BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER!!!

I’ll be wearing “wettable and covers it all the fuck up.” Because I’m an old.

Exactly! I can just see him saying that to Ferguson.

Jacked up teeth runs in my family. I’ve had...four oral surgeries, I think? Two to remove wisdom teeth (I had two extra ones, yay me), one to remove a baby tooth that refused to fall out on its own/attach a chain to an impacted tooth that was chilling in my gums sideways up near my skull, and then one more surgery two…

2 years of appliances, 5 years of braces and 3+ years of wearing a retainer.

I’VE BEEN THERE. <<<adult braces fist bump>>> Well, I did Invisalign actually. Because fuck regular braces.

You could, if you wanted these terrible oversized, plasticky, too-white veneers. I think they look awful. She must’ve gone to Jessica Biel’s dentist. Or the one who did Hilary Duff’s terrible first set. Possibly both, if that’s the same person, which it could be - they certainly made all the same mistakes.

I’ve been in braces for five years :( *cries forever*

Drinking a slushy long island iced tea !

I don’t think I could stand it without - sort calms me down and makes me live in the moment instead of trying to rush off to the next thing.

New Hampshire. Of all places. Luckily it’s cooled off some today. Yesterday it was 91 with zero breeze.

I am so sorry about the dentist ordeal. I have broken down in the dentist chair before and it’s no fun. I also had a huge crying fit at the doctor’s on Thursday because my insurance had lapsed and I had no idea.

Wow, you’d think that after a couple of months it wouldn’t be a big deal if you forgot some stuff at his place... and that he could at least remember where you are going to school. That’s really not cool, no matter how casual it is. That was nice of you to be looking out for his mom though.

I thought she got some kick ass super secret settlement in exchange for never talking. But maybe I’m wrong about that.