Still do the follow! Just shoot a message saying who you are.

Yes!! And please can we have SNS this week?

Success is delivered food with two or more sets of forks/chopsticks or whatever. For an order intended just for me.

Go here for SNS informal please

Any word on SNS?

Totally off topic but my fucking garbage disposal just splooged all over under my sink and water and mint went everywhere and I am so fucking pissed right now. The fucking thing was supposed to be fixed two fucking days ago.

A coworker at my old job killed his wife. The next day (I have shared this on Jez before), his sister in law said to me “Guess what Berto did”. Like it was something almost trivial. Everyone at work was really quiet that day and we never talked about it. Not once. It was like how so many of these situations are, that…

Yeah, that’s why I said it. I hate that it’s so easy to make the point with this one.

I live in Orange County and didn't even hear about this. Ugh.

Me too! And now I must listen to it.

My cat is cute when he is sleeping. Does that help?

Your comment makes me feel like less of a dick when I call my gap a “meth gap”. It's from missing a permanent tooth and having braces to space out for an implant.

Man, my story was only about how once I got my carpet cleaned and the guys were awesome enough to throw in my rug for free and found a rolled up dollar bill under it. They were very nice about it.

I know that's how I get off.

I am not understanding a lot of the replies here that are pro that product. Which really makes me curious about how people go down on ladies.

I am wondering if I have been receiving oral this whole time because I haven't had anyone come up gasping for air like they are drowning.

Women and gay dudes are born with gills for that very reason!

Time for Google.

I felt so old when I read your comment and realized we are in a different decade than when Single Ladies came out. Ugh.

I seriously needed that insane guffaw that just happened. It's been a bad day. Thank you.