At least she’s a smallish tiger? That’s the only way any of this make sense (I love cats but letting a tiger lick you? Oh Dear).

34 here. So glad I’m not alone.

Blah sadly, I have had crappy doctors and clear test results. The struggle is real.

Oh God, is this a thing? I have to pee constantly, but it’s not diabetes, not a UTI, everything checks out...I figured I’m just in kidney failure or something.

Oh man. I feel you! I have 10 more days with my parents in the middle of nowhere with no transportation. Why exactly did I let everyone guilt me into this?

In my anecdotal evidence it is always the dudes gunning for kids, like five kids, like now.

Yeah like, my brother had to inform me when I was 20 and in college that my parent’s “handmade cigarettes” were definitely weed.

Me too! I would usually never sext, but he was just so weridly good at it...

That really is a particularly fucking vile troll...

“You see, the problem is that I hate men. Once you realize this you’re doomed.”

I only *just* got Spotify premium and I don’t know WTF I was thinking? Game. Changer. I cannot wait to see what terrible music I listen to next year!

I feel like having sex as a person with a penis might feel pretty awesome, and I am jealous.

I had one about my little brother, and I feel exactly the same! And I grew up Catholic, so that just made things worse...

I had a sex dream about my LITTLE BROTHER and sometimes I’ll still remember it around him. God, terrible.

I have the running dream so frequently now that I kinda dread going to bed. I’ve always wondered if it could be a little sleep paralysis.

I had a realization a few years back - but still in my 30s (!!!), that I could choose to objectify the men I see on the street. I always knew it logically, but something clicked. I was also high on the street in Amsterdam, so that may have had something to do with it. Either way, it stuck.

Totally Star Trek, but that’s the redeeming quality for me.

The Vietnamese restaurants around me have a long history of out-punning themselves...

Most recently: “You have a beautiful face but your body’s a little chunky.”

You guys, is there a post about what happened in Mali? I’m not seeing anything here or on Gawker - but maybe I’m blind. Here’s a chance to prove media outlets don’t only care about white people, and yet...