I’m about to rant a bit...today I just want to hide in bed but I’m way too anxious for that. My heart is breaking for Paris, and especially for a photographer friend who was at the concert hall; thank goodness she’s OK.

Ha, well I’m like 4’11” and thoroughly “super-short,” so I realize 5’2” is small but it’s not like she’s a teeny gymnast which is how that photo makes her look...

It’s actually kind of comforting to see a short woman with such a tall dude! Yeah they look ridiculous but not that ridiculous. I’m like 4’11”, 5’2” in heels!, and people have *definitely* asked me if I’m a midget (which is somehow both offensive to me and actual little people). Someone used the word petite in…

Apparently she’s like 5’2”...not that short!

I’m sure an assistant or two took some of those home! (She says as someone who gets handed used flowers with relative frequency)

As another full-blooded Italian - you are so, so lucky... :/

I come from a long line of slobbery Italian uncles. The struggle!

I’m somehow Team Blake.

I learned in sex-ed that oral sex was “sex you have over the phone” and that AIDS will kill us all. My first ideas of sex? Awkward and scary. Thanks, Florida!

I still cannot even comprehend how someone in art dept. let this happen - such a huge pointless mistake that I can’t even see happening on student films.

But OK wait, where do they get the footage of the new volcano? Because it looks like her failure volcano just with kewl FX so does this dad work in production or something? It’s still so confusing.

I mean, considering being single and without extended family can get you rejected for an organ donation due to lack of support system, this comes as zero shock.

Oh you think he’s chubby? Take a look at my parent’s Sphynx! She’s thinner now just because she’s an old lady, but at one point she had a major rack...

Oh wow, thanks for the reply! I had nooooo idea it was possible for a drop in oxygen levels to take effects so very immediately. That’s...comforting?

Oooooh, nice. I’m glad it makes actual sense somehow!

I’m also not understanding how it’s medically possible to suffocate within seconds. It would be awesome if she didn’t suffer, but it seems odd.

Agreeeeed. I am so creeped out by E.T.! Also the rap version includes the line: “Guess what’s next? Alien sex!” Lineface.

Awww, congratulations: the beginning of a long and cuddly friendship.

CON: If my parents had taken me to college and seen this shit, they literally would have driven me right back home.

I read this as “AMBER ALERT” and was like “OMG YOU GUYS THAT’S SO INAPPROPRIATE, snicker.”