This made me bawl - Koko and her kittens! The book kinda scarred me as a child. Look how she chooses babies that look like her little All Ball! <3 :( :)

This pairs well with the Florida hypnosis story...

I’m embarrassed at how hard I would :/

Hey wait. I love these.

I forgot to put something in my hair as it was air-drying then I went to bed and woke up looking like a frizzed-out brunette Sia.

Noooo! It’s really the worst type of pain mixed with panic. Mine’s gone out my whole life, but the sex time sent the joint into it’s death throes. The next time it went out it just...didn’t go back in.

I dislocated my shoulder during sex! He tried doing the “hold hands behind head” and...pop. I screamed and hoped it would go back in awhile the housemate came to check if everything was alright and saw me naked and flopping around, poorly wrapped in a sheet. Eventually it went back on its own, but I had to have…

The little pre-sounds before the croaks are really what makes it.

Thank you! :) There are long-term effects but no speech or paralysis. Frankly once you see your mom in a coma anything that’s not a coma looks pretty good.

I mean...at least Jake is foxy.

Yeah my mom had a stroke after flying on a plane recently, and it’s terrifying. I wish her a complete recovery. Can’t get snarky.

I’m sure you’ve tried this, but just in case: I use Shimmer Lights to tone my brassy brown and it works incredible on blondes (its intended use).

UZO <3 !!! I’M DRUNK I LOVE YOU.

And now he’s a mystical seer haunted by visions of his own demise.

And yet I got pulled over for making an illegal left.

I’m kind of OK with her being held on contempt until session reconvenes in January...

It’s so confusing what fashion people think looks good.

My mom had a stroke recently, which mainly effected her states of consciousness - at first, when she was coming out of the coma, she couldn’t remember anything, at all, and was at one point babbling about Jesus (we were raised Catholic, but have since lapsed). Of course when she woke up a little more, we told tales of…

This was my dreeeeam! Too wussy to act on it - instead, I just sat through mass with my one sad cracker, looking forward to a bagel afterwards...

Yeah this is tacky as fuck - someone actually came up with the idea to have a fashion show on 9/11! Seriously, this should need no explanation. Just: don’t.