I only *just* got Spotify premium and I don’t know WTF I was thinking? Game. Changer. I cannot wait to see what terrible music I listen to next year!

I feel like having sex as a person with a penis might feel pretty awesome, and I am jealous.

I had one about my little brother, and I feel exactly the same! And I grew up Catholic, so that just made things worse...

I had a sex dream about my LITTLE BROTHER and sometimes I’ll still remember it around him. God, terrible.

I have the running dream so frequently now that I kinda dread going to bed. I’ve always wondered if it could be a little sleep paralysis.

I had a realization a few years back - but still in my 30s (!!!), that I could choose to objectify the men I see on the street. I always knew it logically, but something clicked. I was also high on the street in Amsterdam, so that may have had something to do with it. Either way, it stuck.

Totally Star Trek, but that’s the redeeming quality for me.

The Vietnamese restaurants around me have a long history of out-punning themselves...

Most recently: “You have a beautiful face but your body’s a little chunky.”

You guys, is there a post about what happened in Mali? I’m not seeing anything here or on Gawker - but maybe I’m blind. Here’s a chance to prove media outlets don’t only care about white people, and yet...

I’m about to rant a bit...today I just want to hide in bed but I’m way too anxious for that. My heart is breaking for Paris, and especially for a photographer friend who was at the concert hall; thank goodness she’s OK.

Ha, well I’m like 4’11” and thoroughly “super-short,” so I realize 5’2” is small but it’s not like she’s a teeny gymnast which is how that photo makes her look...

It’s actually kind of comforting to see a short woman with such a tall dude! Yeah they look ridiculous but not that ridiculous. I’m like 4’11”, 5’2” in heels!, and people have *definitely* asked me if I’m a midget (which is somehow both offensive to me and actual little people). Someone used the word petite in…

Apparently she’s like 5’2”...not that short!

I’m sure an assistant or two took some of those home! (She says as someone who gets handed used flowers with relative frequency)

As another full-blooded Italian - you are so, so lucky... :/

I come from a long line of slobbery Italian uncles. The struggle!

I’m somehow Team Blake.

I learned in sex-ed that oral sex was “sex you have over the phone” and that AIDS will kill us all. My first ideas of sex? Awkward and scary. Thanks, Florida!

I still cannot even comprehend how someone in art dept. let this happen - such a huge pointless mistake that I can’t even see happening on student films.