I once went all the way to Tromso, Norway to see the northern lights and there was nothing. At all. It’s a life dream, dammit! And of course, now I’ve moved from the northeast to the southwest.

But OK wait, where do they get the footage of the new volcano? Because it looks like her failure volcano just with kewl FX so does this dad work in production or something? It’s still so confusing.

I mean, considering being single and without extended family can get you rejected for an organ donation due to lack of support system, this comes as zero shock.

Oh you think he’s chubby? Take a look at my parent’s Sphynx! She’s thinner now just because she’s an old lady, but at one point she had a major rack...

Oh wow, thanks for the reply! I had nooooo idea it was possible for a drop in oxygen levels to take effects so very immediately. That’s...comforting?

Oooooh, nice. I’m glad it makes actual sense somehow!

I’m also not understanding how it’s medically possible to suffocate within seconds. It would be awesome if she didn’t suffer, but it seems odd.

Agreeeeed. I am so creeped out by E.T.! Also the rap version includes the line: “Guess what’s next? Alien sex!” Lineface.

Awww, congratulations: the beginning of a long and cuddly friendship.

CON: If my parents had taken me to college and seen this shit, they literally would have driven me right back home.

I read this as “AMBER ALERT” and was like “OMG YOU GUYS THAT’S SO INAPPROPRIATE, snicker.”

This made me bawl - Koko and her kittens! The book kinda scarred me as a child. Look how she chooses babies that look like her little All Ball! <3 :( :)

This pairs well with the Florida hypnosis story...

I’m embarrassed at how hard I would :/

Hey wait. I love these.

I forgot to put something in my hair as it was air-drying then I went to bed and woke up looking like a frizzed-out brunette Sia.

Noooo! It’s really the worst type of pain mixed with panic. Mine’s gone out my whole life, but the sex time sent the joint into it’s death throes. The next time it went out it just...didn’t go back in.

I dislocated my shoulder during sex! He tried doing the “hold hands behind head” and...pop. I screamed and hoped it would go back in awhile the housemate came to check if everything was alright and saw me naked and flopping around, poorly wrapped in a sheet. Eventually it went back on its own, but I had to have…

The little pre-sounds before the croaks are really what makes it.

Thank you! :) There are long-term effects but no speech or paralysis. Frankly once you see your mom in a coma anything that’s not a coma looks pretty good.