I mean...at least Jake is foxy.

Yeah my mom had a stroke after flying on a plane recently, and it’s terrifying. I wish her a complete recovery. Can’t get snarky.

I’m sure you’ve tried this, but just in case: I use Shimmer Lights to tone my brassy brown and it works incredible on blondes (its intended use).

UZO <3 !!! I’M DRUNK I LOVE YOU.

And now he’s a mystical seer haunted by visions of his own demise.

And yet I got pulled over for making an illegal left.

I’m kind of OK with her being held on contempt until session reconvenes in January...

It’s so confusing what fashion people think looks good.

My mom had a stroke recently, which mainly effected her states of consciousness - at first, when she was coming out of the coma, she couldn’t remember anything, at all, and was at one point babbling about Jesus (we were raised Catholic, but have since lapsed). Of course when she woke up a little more, we told tales of…

This was my dreeeeam! Too wussy to act on it - instead, I just sat through mass with my one sad cracker, looking forward to a bagel afterwards...

Yeah this is tacky as fuck - someone actually came up with the idea to have a fashion show on 9/11! Seriously, this should need no explanation. Just: don’t.

That breathy “hi” makes me irrationally angry - ugh, now I can’t un-hear it.

So baffling! So it looks like the voice thing was explained because the fake dude and the defendant “grew up together?” :/

I came here to say the same thing. I’m so sick of being pressured to forgive people for horrible things under the auspice that it’s for my own good. It doesn’t take any more energy for me to not-forgive. It doesn’t mean I’m carrying around some immense anger - it just means I don’t forgive someone, and at the end of…

I’m so confused by this trial! I can’t tell what the community thinks, either. My biggest question is - these ladies were friends in real life. How did the victim not recognize her friends voice?

Also confusing: she has really long hair - what good is the hat if there’s a giant hair-sized bump. Did she use a pro-style bald cap, attached with spirit gum?

I don’t know about others but I live in Los Angeles! It’s just not what people are wearing here right now, unless it’s vagina skirts or super-businessy. I’m super-curvy too (hips are like 4x the size of the rest of me), which presents another major hurdle.

Thanks! That trumpet skirt is cute...

You’d make serious bank with tees and black skirts alone! Like imagine how many women are praying their half-ancient black skirts don’t fall apart...(I actually lost my ratty one from Target for a couple months and life was hard). I won’t even get started on pants - good thing LA hardly gets cold and I can probably…

Oh man, t-shirts, forgettttt it. I’m curvy and end up literally spilling out of tops because my options are “deep v” and “deep scoop.” It’s like hand-tailoring a Hanes t is the best option...