At one point somewhat recently, Madewell had one on sale and I didn’t buy it because I assumed a size L would run small, but now I totally regret it - the skirt had a higher waist flowing into a drapey a-line skirt a few inches above the knees. Why do designers think a-line must equal “stiff as fuck?” or “made of…

All I want is a PLAIN BLACK SKIRT! One that is around $50, not made of a weird fabric, and not a pencil. Why is this so hard!?

I used to be a HUGE beershower fan - then my body betrayed me and now it hates alcohol. BUT! I have discovered the showerweed, which is also quite excellent when paired with Whitney Houston.

The shark was fully jumped the moment the show “Fluffed the Gorilla,” as it were.

So, my mom had a stroke a few weeks ago, under ridiculously sad circumstances - it was her first day of vacation, for the first time in years, my first time seeing her in years after moving across the country. She was in a crappy hospital for a week then went straight home, and now I’m a mess. She can walk and talk,…

Yellow jackets are evil incarnate! One got stuck in my Dad’s truck and continuously stung him for it (wouldn’t fly out the window either, idiot!). That was a fun ambulance ride...

Wait, though...I understand PP’s need to assure safety from loons who may want to blow them up or otherwise cause horror, however halting donations seems like a huge concession to make. Why give in to pressures from a Christian extremist group? I’d love to know more about their logic.

I still sort of regret not buying this last year: http://www.yandy.com/Sriracha-Dress…

I agree on both counts, however I am all about the torta.

Yeah but Chipotle has all the ingredients necessary for a burrito without, somehow, actually tasting like a burrito. I am in CA now (HA), but this was the case back east as well, where even in Boston a white-ass place like Anna’s Taqueria was better than Chipotle...

Gah! To me, he’s the least sexy dude to ever sex! Like yeah, he has a cute baby face...but that means you’re boning a baby! I don’t like to bone baby-men. Maybe he’s nice?

Why is no one lauding Madeline’s sad French press of super-weak coffee? I mean, it’s really not so far off from my own lunch...

Just got laid off and if I didn’t live in LA I’d be so all over this. Perfect career change. Maybe I could train my own cat to join - do you think they’d cover relocation costs?

Thank you - this is a really fantastic response.

Oh jeez, is that a hospital right there?

Yeah but the buddy system allows sociopathic men to climb the ladder.

I watched as this happened with a walrus underwater at the Brooklyn Aquarium. He positioned himself front and center in full view of the kids and parents and began stroking his gigantic walrus-dick with his flippers. It was weirdly exhibitionist.

Hmn. This would definitely make more sense at Fenway after a Sox/Yankees game.

Haha, that’ll be $2 for the donut and another $18 for overnight shipping!

It’s fascinating! I moved here from the east coast under two years ago and started working in DTLA like 6 months back, and I’ve been enjoying (?) getting to know the area because it’s so unlike anything I’ve ever seen (and yeah, I feel like I’m in a time warp). Work is in the “fashion district,” and during the day…