Shhh, come on, we allllllllllllllll know the last episode never happened at the very least - especially the last 20min. :///////

I am hoping he's an assassin who noticed something weird in the sex tape and is trying to figure out what went wrong. But that still doesn't negate the fact that he slept with her before not-trying-to-kill-her. HMN. I really don't know, but I think Evil Scott Foley is superhot in everything (see also: True Blood,…

I hate hate hate hatehatehatehate that stupid, breathy, "hi" that Olivia and Fitz say to one another as if it's a catchphrase. HI IS NOT A CATCHPHRASE. Ugh I hate them. In other news: Charlie is hot. Don't go away, Charlie. And: is there any chance Evil Scott Foley/Jake is looking for clues in that sex tape he keeps…

I think she's a really boring burlesque performer, but she has a great look?

I secretly have a crush on Gordon Ramsay (I KNOW I KNOW), and this was just so delightful. I want him to cook me dinner whilst sweetly talking profanities.

Hahahahaha no I totally understand. I just found out yesterday, so when I saw the "pregnant" heading in this I was like "noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Want to hear freak? It makes it harder for me to have imaginary boyfriends if they are married in real life, even if my imaginary boyfriend is Elijah, not the dude who…

Yes! That is true. Which would then leave Daniel Gilles of the Vampire Diaries free for, erm, 30-something single ladies who are me.

Rachel Leigh Cook is having a baby with ELIJAH! Freakin' color me jealous ;)

Hahaha, "Panda Picnic Flower Time Cupcake Giggle Fit." Pretty much. It's all overboard, buying into the manic-pixie-dream-girl trope, and it must seriously hurt their sales! Though I guess the point is to make the items hard to find elsewhere...ModCloth isn't crazy-pricey, but it's overpriced for quality - reminds me…

I hate hate hate their stupid punny names for everything. It gives me second-hand embarrassment and makes me less likely to buy an item of poorly-punned clothing.

Agree. Plus, the darker tones of salmon are actually wearable, although by that time I guess we're veering more toward "brick" and away from "pink" but I digress...

I kind of feel bad for other readers, taking this out of gray by commenting, but I almost commented because I needed to Diffuse the Horror after reading the fox was euthanized. Actual tears for that little one. I'm so bummed. So sad and unnecessary :(

Haha, actually he just wears a suit and calls himself an angel all the time and has a crush on a "model" then they fall in love and he has to erase her memories because he left the show to go be Ginsberg.

I just can't un-see Ginsberg though as the "guardian angel" on Drop Dead Diva. Not such a great role before appearing on Mad Men!

Right - basically if she gets life in prison for this it's re-affirming that men and their genitals are more important than lots of other really horrifying stuff. I'm not a proponent of penis-severing but it's certainly not as bad as murder and I'd say on-par with a vagina-slashing (GOOD GOD).

I have a Revlon "colorburst" lipstick that is just called "Fuschia" which is just this color.

Here are three! Jinkx Monsoon's is a series; the first one is makeup/hair

Yeah this would be me. Thanks, Roman Catholicism! Puberty was REALLY FUN!

No I agree. The black doesn't tie into his outfit; the shoes just blend in with the floor. I think they should be white or off-white, or maybe a deeper kelly green?

Awwww, sniff, & also extra "hehehe" for the fact that many of these city-goers seem to be petting the pups like they're cats. <3