It's like he decides what to wear in the morning based on how racist it will make him look

Out of all the stories so far this one got me the most verklempt. Miss John Ritter in this world so much.

Yeah, I got a bit teary just remembering it as well. He really was a wonderful person.

In my brief tenure on this earth I've been lucky enough to interview/meet/etc. some cool and some less cool people. Let's see...

my step dad swears up and down that he stood next to Clint Eastwood at the urinal in Clinton restaurant in Carmel, CA. I think he's full of shit though.

She's the best. I was at a post premiere party for a movie she was in and it was packed with famous people. She was sitting in a corner and was the person in the room I really wanted to meet so I walked up to her and just said "I'm really sorry to interrupt but I'd always regret it if I didn't say hi and you're…

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

I lived for almost 3 years in Paris and worked at on point at a trendy restaurant called Alcazar. We had french positions come sometimes and even Charlotte Gainsbourg dropped by, but the biggest A-lister came one night when I was on shift. I had the best section in house but since I was the only waitress fluent in…

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

Most of my famous people stories are me pretending I'm not hyperventilating while carrying on a normal conversation with a celebrity (see: an hour long conversation with Catherine O'Hara about bagels and pizza).

I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?

You're so totally over your ex that you wrote a letter to them about it and cc'd the Internet?

The idea of Dan Snyder fucking a horse is completely crude and unnecessary, Kyle. I hope you're sued to the highest extent of the law by that poor horse.

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Sounds like something a person with no giant pictures of themself would say.

I think Belichick should be strapped to a chair with his eyelids peeled back and forced to watch Peter King bathe naked in a hot tub of takes while every columnist listed above gives him rusty trombones in turn.

But what else am I going to compare "things that are bad" to? There are literally no options.

I do agree that slash is not really conducive to supporting the gay community much in the same way that lesbian porn doesn't actually have anything to do with lesbians. There is a distinct difference between things written for pure smut purposes and things that are actually written from a gay perspective and there…

As a long-time slash fan (almost 10 years now, god), what bothers me about the fandom obsession isn't the screaming, but the way the fans' fixation on fictional characters can carry over into real life. I love reading and writing about fictional characters being together (because they're fictional, so me shipping them…