Remember that dress your mom made you because she had a few yards of gorgeous fabric, only when she went to cut it out there wasn't enough? So she found her old lace pant suit that doesn't fit anymore anyway, and made ruffles and a collar?

Either that or he's part cat looking at a laser pointer.

I was going to say, "Get new friends!" but then she was all, "I knew what was happening, hee hee!" and thought, "Time to go on the wagon, lady."

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

I think there are a LOT of people like this guy. We just never hear about them unless something this big happens. But people reach out and help each other in so many different ways, every day.

At which point he'll become Hispanic for sure.

I'm not sure. That white person could be his wife or girlfriend and bitches have a long history of asking for it.

I swear to god I read an actual article about the actual collection that called it "wet look satin" (and I feel really, really confident that it is a satin fabric and thus satin weight and texture, just with a smoother, wet-look finish), but then I googled it to try to provide references for you and the results were…

Not these?

This guy. This fucking guy. He's such a fucking brazen son of a bitch. I'm starting to wonder if Cosby's actually beginning to enjoy this a little bit. I mean, hey, the statute of limitation is king. He's getting more media attention than he has in decades. He's getting lavish amounts of love and vocal support from…

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

Having done both Weight Watchers and My Fitness Pal, I think Weight Watchers is the stronger program. In person meetings and weigh ins helped, and the flexibility of the points system was better. It's overpriced, though, especially online- there is no reason the online program should cost more than $10/month. If I…

It is important to think these things through. When I was about 12, I taught a horse that he would find treats hidden in rags if he pulled the rags out of their pockets. The result was that no one could go around that horse without getting their pockets/waistbands picked and having to chase the horse around trying to…

He does seem to have a fairly severe case of Stockholm Syndrome going on, though.

First off, +1 cool point for name dropping Zora Neale Hurston.

I don't think anything major will happen, such as removing voting rights. It would take armed revolution that installed an autocratic government, which has happened in a few countries but "the west" has certain attitudes about individual rights and freedoms too entrenched to just do away with them. The big challenge…

I understand the fear – I'm a first gen immigrant and in some respects my rights are even newer – I can do things in this country and in the world that even just my father couldn't because of his skin colour and his time.

Based on how women can be denied necessary medications by pharmacy or prescriber who feels like it, or how easily our right to privacy has been violated, and how easily due process rights have been violated, and how easily we've violated the Geneva Convention... it just seems like, yeah, this isn't a generation for…

My restaurant working days predate the fancy registers they have these days, but I can't help but think that at only one week on the job you'd still be figuring out workflow and such and would be kind of too busy to stop and put a personalized insult on a receipt. I guess kids today are better at multitasking then I…