The simple answer is that people watching a movie like that are already within a self-selecting group (yes, it’s possible they may also be more motivated to leave positive reviews because of some feeling of being aggrieved by being ‘left out’ or whatever) but that doesn’t make the reviewers wrong. If a neutral…

the faith movie mill doesn’t make movies, they make content directly marketed towards people to for the purpose of affirmation

Uh, The mech droids were clearly an evolution of the Droidekas from the prequels. The design language hardly came out of nowhere.

He found a green herb while running on the street.

This review is excellent, and I agree with most every word of it, but especially this: “It cannot be overstated how many sins can be forgiven by the redemptive act of having a giant monster fight robots.”

It should be this way anyway.

Putting these people on a no-fly list wouldn’t be denying them transportation. They could still drive, take a bus, or take a train to distant destinations.

This would be fine if we had proof of vaccination to fly, but otherwise it’s one half of a solution. My opinion is that if your freedoms prevent you from receiving the vaccine, then you’re free to use your car and experience America’s many miles of beautiful roadways.

I need to watch more sailing.  That looks bonkers.

Anyone else surprised Kenan didn't break out his David Ortiz on the occasion of his election to the Hall of Fame?

Twenty-thousand percent agree with this. Thinking of my rural, highly-armed relatives in flyover states and their Guns, just chomping at the bit to take down intruders. There’s basically no crime where they live (and barely any people), or at least nothing like home invasions & murders. But damned if they’re not preppe…

how about we connect the fuckin’ beams first and worry about the dots later?

I get the impression he didn’t really know what was happening and showed up to deal with a noise complaint only to discover it was the Beatles playing live. Halfway through he realizes that he’s put himself in a place where he can’t back down but that not backing down would mean having to arrest the Beatles. He looked…

Take your damn star, and don't forget those unexplained fires are STILL a matter for the courts.

They did it, those crazy bastards actually did it....

Sending things into the sun takes quite a bit of deltaV. You are going to be making more trash than you are helping. 

This seems like a great candidate for an electromod. Original drivetrain is both crap and rare. Combine with a salvage Fiat 500e and you’ve got something interesting.

“what is it people want from Star Wars?”

That name again is Mr. Plow!

Sir, you are on Jalopnik, and Mr. Plow exists.