¿Por què no los dos?

he killed their original leader, set their church on fire, lashed out at his own wife and child.

Yeah, it was basically just a refresh lottery.  I just got errors.

This is an impressive word salad you’ve got going on here.

I don’t know. I mean, everyone complains about Xbox not having any great exclusives, those are some pretty popular titles to consider exclusives. Why would they release them on PS when these are titles that will draw people to your console?

We should at least be able to get the body count numbers for Tenet, but.

<cribs basic design so I can develop it for an America's Cup contender>

hey just wanted to say i love you jason and also, subsequently, fuck the haters·

i updated my bookmark to jalopnik.com/latest

All true. There’s a Catholic priest I knew from my youth that used to have the worst stutter ever, but it would only come out during one specific part of the mass where he has to do a “by the book” prayer thatathat hethe couldn’t talk around and it always tripped him up. Once he got through that, he was fine once…

Wow, thanks for that.

Circumlocution for the win!

You spent 12 years searching for a non-existent car?

Here’s hoping! It’s the same situation at the Porsche GT cars. First they come out with the new 911, then the S variants, then the GTS variants, then the GT3, then the GT3 RS, then the GT 2. It’s a tale as old as time when releasing new models.

The lack of a V8 was a huge mistake. Nobody is going to buy a V6 Raptor.

You showed incredible restraint when you wrote:

You know Han Solo didn’t throw away his shot either.  Some say he shot first.  

That movie is a whole lotta fun.

If we can expand vote-by-mail, waiting for results is going to become the new norm. We need to prepare ourselves for it in November because bad actors from across the spectrum will seize on that wait to create chaos and delegitimize results. 

F is for friends who do stuff together?

“I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.”