Same here, my LCD iPhones never developed screen scratches and I never used any sort of protection. My iPhone XS Max is a completely different story. Supposedly in making the screens harder to crack and shatter, Apple has made the glass more scratch prone.

I’ll lend you my 3 year old who the world has assured me I’m being too hard on already, you fucking try that shit with him. I will watch, laugh and keep you from strangling him. 3 year olds don’t take shit from you or their parents, and they are not scared of your angry face as no one hits 3 year olds.

Parents need to…

Dude, they built an entire immersive land devoted to Star Wars that includes a life size Millennium Falcon and you’re complaining?!?! Can’t you just appreciate that you’re living in a time when you can experience something like this?

“That should have been a flagrant 2!” - George W. Bush

In a deleted scene, Dolly Parton plays the Turtle. 

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Goodboi. That was my name. Goodboi the grey.

Part of Muellers thing is he has to keep quiet. The goal is to get the thing done properly, not to rush it for pr purposes. He specifically can’t bring it up right before an election.

Alright, that wins for the voice over.

I always liked the “Red Dwarf” opening reveal!

There’s only one correct answer. 

Ladies and gentlemen, there is only one choice here: the opening shot of Spaceball One in Spaceballs. Why? Because you think you know how long it is...but then it’s longer. And longer. And longer. And so, by the time the entire spaceship is revealed (with bumper sticker “We brake for nobody”), you are left in…

Also, you drive a toyota tacoma. You should consider whether that has anything to do with it. 

Will there be any boys in this show, and will they be right or otherwise?

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Planet Hollywood is the worst. 

I’d disagree. Jon’s shown the ability to make some wise decisions, like not disputing leadership and letting Dany be in charge so that they can all focus on the actual threat. He’s got his eye on the bigger picture.

Sometimes there’s a man... I won’t say a hero, ‘cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about Astudillo here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s Willians Astudillo, in Minneapolis.

Always nice to meet another friend of DeSoto!