This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

Why aren't I fucking him?

And the look of surprised delight on his face. It's pretty much the fan girl squeeee I am touching Betty White!

STAHP. ITS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

he is such a gentleman help

I did not invite anyone's children to my very small wedding, and yet there they were: a whole shit ton of them. Everyone brought their kids. It wasn't that big of a deal, because there was enough room and food for everyone, but it's pretty presumptuous in my opinion.

Kids are fine, teenagers are surly assholes who don't want to be there anyway.

Flynn Rider

For a while, I really had no idea who Iggy Azalia was. Some Ariana Grande rap-verse collaborator? A new Nicki Minaj type girl? I dunno, I didn't much like or pay much attention to pop music in 2014.

I think Iggy Azalea thinks of herself as like, not afraid to tell it like it is and say what she's really thinking. I'm sure she thinks of herself as a breath of fresh air who isn't afraid of a little conflict, or some cliche.

Dear LeAnne: In about 15 years or so, you are going to be offered a cheesy role, in a shitty Lifetime movie with a cute guy named Eddie. Do NOT accept. Also, there will be a thing called "Twitter". Avoid that as well.

I, myself, prefer fromage.

Hey, I like this. She looks like a bohemian Mrs. Havisham, which is always hawt.

THAT IS SO SIMILAR TO HOW HE LOOKED THAT I'M NOW TERRIFIED!

Yeah I loved that and wondered about that, her parents let her have guys over? Or did they not know? Either way I'm sure they'd still hear them having sex, right? Why are parents so dumb.

Except, when did brunch become a non-family affair. In my mind, it's an odd thing to pair up with a bar. "Bar or concert"? Okay. But brunch? Last time I went for brunch, the table included family members from 18 months to 93 yrs of age, and all points in between.

Men get very angry when you challenge their entitlement to do whatever the fuck they want.

Creepy! Lewis Paine was such a hottie I refuse to believe he could leave a mean ghost. Even if he did try to kill the Secretary of State!

I'm going to share!

This isn't a ghost story, but it does still scare the shit out of me nearly 15 years later….