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Or better yet, how is Kevin Spacey still being nominated. His Foghorn Leghorn accent kills me.

And the little homage to “Weekend at Bernie’s”

And the tattoo artist had to re-work the penises to look like guns.

Minka Kelly went on a date with Sean Penn?

Currently pregnant (unplanned) with my second making them 14 months apart.

And this guy...

Damn you Rob Schneider. Guess I won’t be watching The Hot Chick for the 30th time next time it comes on TV.

#lovemariachiwins

Also, as an adult I have looked back at things I wore in high school and thought, oh my god what in the mother of fuck was I wearing? These adults are simply trying to save these students from a lifetime of regret. They should be hailed as heroes.

And then he said, “Go to Bonnaroo, for there is born on this day, a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.”

And Jayden, Braden and Kayden. Make it stop!

“I think we’re being overly penalized, and we’re certainly being overly scrutinized by the world,” said Gay Butler, an interior designer out for a trail ride on her show horse, Bear.

I was SO hoping this was a quote from an actual Gay Butler to one of these rich people.

I think Rachel meant to post the video “Shit white girls pretending to be black girls say to black girls”

I wish he’d just come out, already.

I read this article in the voice of the Dukes of Hazzard narrator (Waylon Jennings) and I suggest you do the same.

Thank you! I am so sick of people saying it’s gratuitous and irrelevant to the story, as if they already know what’s going to happen next. She may go on a Bolton flaying spree, raise an army and declare herself Wardeness of the North for all we know.

I think her arc ended quite nicely if you include her badass half-drunk cigarette-in-mouth walk into McCann, and then her putting that bitchy manager lady in her place about the Chevalier account. The boyfriend was just the cherry on top for someone who deserved a happy ending.

Plus “Harris & Olsen, Inc.” would have been a great spinoff series.

Spill it.