The White-Nosed Walker will be arriving soon.

It’s so funny when celebrities don’t understand that they are the abnormal ones.

As a Charleston resident...I concur. And by swamps, you obviously mean the ones that occur in your butt crack, crotch, and between your massive chaffed thighs while pregnant.

If I had read this article whilst pregnant last summer it would have been grounds to cut a bitch. Maxi dresses were my jam. And by ‘dresses’ I mean the one black maxi dress that I wore every day of my pregnancy.

Why, of all backgrounds to Photoshop yourselves into, do you choose the one with three guys looking like they give zero shits about your wedding.

Can someone please explain to me how Nikki and Ian look so small in the foreground, but the people in the background are huge? Is there some weird photoshop going on here or did they invite a ton of giants to their wedding?

I do find that when someone posts daily pictures of their child, the child becomes less cute to me for some reason. Like the guy at your work who you thought was cute when you first started, but now that you have seen him every day for the past 5 years, he is no longer cute.

I think I have an idea.

I bet he followed it up with some Whip-Its.

This calls for an obligatory Jamie Fraser post!

But was it gay?

HELP! How do you pronounce Zayn? Asking for a friend...

Guilty on account of having "serial killer face"....court is adjourned.

He's not running away because, holy shit, it's SO FUCKING SOFT!

And the coldest of vaginas.

And the poor man's broke-ass version of Naya Rivera on the right.

We are all Popcorn Girl.

Maybe she had to throw it off in jiff when she and Jared Leto went to the room for some hot pre post-Oscar party hotel sex.

Coming in at a close second, Yoohoo chocolate beverage.

I drink the shit out some milk and love it. 3 glasses a day, homie.