Agreed. I was there in September and failed to see these mythical creatures either. No different from the women I see in New York. I did notice that everyone was fit in a natural way, and I determined it's because they have to walk everywhere. I lost a good five pounds walking and eating my way through that grand city.

Exactly! Back in the swingin' sixties. And everyone knows that rock and roll is tantamount to anal pleasure.

Thou doth protest too much, Phil Robertson. I bet his anus has some stories to tell.

I'm thinking this could also work for my coworker whose teenage son is interning in our office right now. Consider it done.

Preceded by the saddest "yes" of your life - The moment you agreed to purchase the Platinum package.

Thanks for the info Debbie.

Weird, I always get a case of The Buscemi's when I read about the Biebs.

Or a bizarro Kyle Maclachlan. Or is Kyle Mclachlan the bizarro Dermot Mulroney?

It's just a phone call away.

I think she needs to partner up with Diane Sawyer and they can run shit and be the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler of World News.

"It was pretty fun, except all of the Glee kids were there"

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

Also - She and Emma Stone were meant to play sisters...

Early Times, all day, every day. This was my college staple.

I think this is about as natural as it gets for Xtina.

(Zooey Deschanel noise) "Reeerrrrreeeerrrrrerrrrreeeeeerrr"

Oh you mean this bar?

Agreed! Somehow they think these selfies make them "famous" in their little Facebook/Twitter/Instagram world. And then you have 'celebrities' like the Kardashians doing the exact same thing on an even bigger stage (See Kim post-baby side-boob bikini pic). I really feel embarrassed for these people. Why are you…

Like when I try and tell funny stories to the elderly bag man at Publix and he just looks at me with a glossed over stare and tells me I remind him of Helen Hayes and I have no damn clue who Helen Hayes is but I laugh anyway.

For sure! The wife either needs to come back or move on. Hope there is some sort of resolution with her next episode.