I am ready for Crane and Abbie to make out. They are both too beautiful to not be kissing on each other.

Ray-Ron needs to be in every episode. Also, I will only call them "Chicken Tenderonis" from now on.

Damn that Charming. And damn him more for still going by the name 'Charming'. Looks like we'll have a "Never-baby" on our hands unless they figure out a way for him to get out of there.

Didn't they say that on a previous episode? That they wanted another baby because they missed out on all of Emma's childhood? Perfect timing!

My immediate reaction to this lumberjack site:

This does nothing for me. I'm more into the bulky, hairy lumberjack types.

Caption: (in Scooby Doo voice) "RUuuuuuuhhhh?"

A thousand times, YES!

There's only room in my life for one crazy-eyed man who likes to give out advice. This Lookadoo idiot needs the Taffer treatment: "You're making people sick!"

The subtle blinking creeps me out.

Dalena 4-Eva.

Correction: That's (in really deep voice) Scotty McCreery.

I love his adorable little underbite. Swoon.

Definitely his butthole. Definitely.

It's downright sexy.

Someone should tell him he has turds growing out of his head.

And with that story, I will yet again pose the age-old question:

"they are lighting up a pair of doobies, smoking grass, enjoying a leisurely bit of ganja (do I sound cool enough to hang out with Rihanna and Snoop Dogg?).

My story is about a haunted bed and breakfast in the small South Carolina town of Landrum. Landrum sits at the foot of the Blue Ridge Mountains and has always been a popular stopping point for my parents, who, being antique collectors, were drawn to its abundance of knick knack shops and antique stores. On a weekend…