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Johnny Utah Surfs For Justice
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Planetary, definitely.

Adele is the soundtrack to eating your feelings.

Adele is the soundtrack to eating your feelings.

OF COCK

OF COCK

I would like to have "movie theatre ninja" on my resume. 

I would like to have "movie theatre ninja" on my resume. 

My incest notification setting finally pays off.

My incest notification setting finally pays off.

I just assumed it was a psuedonym like Richard Bachman or you know, Salman Rushdie.

I just assumed it was a psuedonym like Richard Bachman or you know, Salman Rushdie.

O'Neal, if that new Michael J. Fox show doesn't have hoverboards, I'm gonna be soooo pissed.

O'Neal, if that new Michael J. Fox show doesn't have hoverboards, I'm gonna be soooo pissed.

Stay out of my candy jar.

Stay out of my candy jar.

"Its not unusual to have your writ of habeas corpus revoked"

"Its not unusual to have your writ of habeas corpus revoked"

Somewhere, Rowan Atkinson remains blissfully unaware of all the carnage he has wrought.

Somewhere, Rowan Atkinson remains blissfully unaware of all the carnage he has wrought.

Best quacking in a song since "Disco Duck".