YOU ARE INSANE.

I respectfully disagree.

You got some of this way wrong:

I was going to post an animated gif of adorable baby seals clapping, but instead I'll just offer you a hearty congratulations and hope for a better tomorrow.

That's awful. Perhaps Gawker needs more moderators to address the problem? Facebook has a large team whose task is removing unwelcome content.

After a shunt

You seem angry.

This Jez posting was cross-posted to Gawker.

Just like your puerile comment, it's a complete waste of time and energy to read or otherwise consume this kind of garbage.

Yes, and your point would be what?

There isn't enough money in the world to compel me to read — never mind report on — this garbage.