Hmmm - no ‘ultimate gift guide for Cavalier and Sunfire owners’ would be complete without this:

If I was him I’d take the money he earned from gofundme and invest in some soundproofing. One more thing they can’t complain about as no doubt these nice old ladies will be out there with a sound meter trying to record decibels next.

Though it’s not a coupe, I’d say it’s hard to go wrong with a V60 Polestar

Kia called - they want their design back!

How is this not attempted murder?

I’d rather have the car send a message to the keyfob to zap the holder with an incapacitating shock that persists on a cycle until the situation is rectified. Operant conditioning FTW!

I’m going out on a limb and say this is the VW Up! replacement. But it will be called the Up (lightning bolt). Check out the not so subtle U in the headlights. LOL

Reminds me of a Ford Edge.

“Just close your eyes baby girl...it can’t hurt you if you don’t look at it...”

Ashley - you can’t mention Scott Baio without including the fantastic and under-regarded Antonio Sabato Jr. They are like soul brothers in a way, and clearly better preserved than some of these A-listers in Hillary’s back pocket.

You forgot one of these:

That is beautiful. Thank you for that.

I say CP.

I dunno - I think James Hong could take over nicely as Aku. He can bring on the crazy evil as well as anybody.

Model XY Kommuter Wagen?

At what point will legislation move these kind of antics to Attempted Murder? Seriously - I can’t think of another deterrent that captures how dangerous these chases are to the public. Even the brain-dead like this fellow might think twice.

I owned this exact car, but felt it needed a bit more BASS so I rigged home stereo speakers from a second-hand amp to kick it up a notch. Had to part with it for many self-induced mechanical reasons (neglect), and the fact my high-school friends busted the fabric sunroof while riding on top. Leaked something fierce…

Those better be cupholders! Beer, coffee, and slushie at the ready...

Hate to be that guy, but Kia wants its long- wheelbase Soul EV back now please