If the April’s Fools “joke” is the creation/existence of a sellable product, it isn’t an April’s Fools joke. It’s a company testing the waters to see how the fanbase would receive something they could definitely release and sell for exorbitant prices for collectors. The Sonic Collectors Edition and Fire Emblem Tea Set…

Great, now the 100% speedrun includes getting this arrow.

If it doesn’t, we riot.

Given that the new version has bigger blades on the fan and is still running quieter, this means the RPM is very low. Which would be understandable, since with bigger blades you can get more cooling done with lower RPM, but still, considering it’s registering higher temps, it’s either just pushing too much air from…

I’m not sure if by “Vault Dweller” Larian is referring to the character from Fallout, or if your character is mentioned as Vault Dweller in the game, but I do believe you’re reading too much into it with this sentence: “after I marinated in it a little bit I realized there’s a powerful message here.”

I hardly doubt I…

My biggest gripe with BG3, so far, is it’s price. 200 bucks (BRL) is an ABSURD price for an Early Access game, triple A or not. That’s just about the usual full price, of a full release, of a triple A game. From what I could gather, it costs 60 dollars, which is also usually what full releases costs over yonder.

What…

It would look bad outside of Japan, but you do realize that over there dying for/at work is considered a commendable (and quite normal, absurdly) thing, right? They have a name for it and everything, Karoshi. And yes, most deaths by Karoshi are usually Heart Attacks or Strokes.

So no, even though it might be the death…

I ABSOLUTELY wouldn’t put it past FromSoftware, or even Miyazaki himself, to do this to the fans. Sure, there would be some sign somewhere this was a massive troll, but it would feel very much in place with what Dark Souls did to a lot of people before they gut gud.

While this is VERY CLEARLY not a “so long, king-a bowser”, you would have to be legally deaf to be hearing “gay bowser” on that line as well.

It’s simply a “so long-a, Bowser”, much like Mario’s classic “it’s-a me, Mario”. Although it’s very hard to explain why in the Bowser line he decides to pronounce the “a” with…

Yeah... No.

The problem here isn’t the lack of loadouts for a surplus of equipment, it’s the fact that you can change the equipment any time you’d want to. Like you said, you can even change your gear MID BEING HIT. This gives you the feeling that you should be min-maxing every single second you can. Which, in a way, detracts…

It seems like you have less than a 1500 hours as of writing of this article, so let me break down just one thing for you: Yes, the game starts holding your hand, and giving you a lot of stuff, and all that make it seem like you won’t need to put much in time in it to get your stuff... You are being as bullshitted as…

I like to say, about just everything, that “there is a market for that, you just need to find a way to sell”. And yet, I keep getting impressed with how highly specific some markets, like this one, can be. Damn.

Good for her, good for the people that spend and feel fulfilled afterwards. Bad for the people who judge,…

It looks more like they are trying to help the realtor sell the house than actually living it. Everything looks empty, almost as if a moving truck has already taken most of it out of there. That “fake” piano is one said realtor tactic.

I don’t know how their “fortnite organization” works, but from what I recall…

Nihei Tsutomu would be VERY proud of that second piece. First one too, come to think of it.

This guy’s art is fucking incredible. We have been having so much of the same here every time, this makes such a break even more welcome.

This seems like a massive oversight. Loading Screens are obnoxious in games where you can actually evade them, or play during them. I believe for VR, the solution would be adding a BRUTAL front load to the game, so the game doesn’t loading screens while you’re actually playing. This way you could at least put the…

I think this is Bungie trying to “Diablo 2/3” their Destiny 2. The whole “older weapons now drop with current power levels” is very Diablo 3-esque (legendaries from lvl 10 can drop lvl 70 with better attributes, so they don’t just get old), but the whole “different stats, needing upgrades” is very Diablo 2/3-esque in…

Just remember folks: this game will be the “The Order” of the Xbox. Meant to showcase how far the hardware can be pushed, while being a “meh” game over the hood. And much like it’s predecessor, no game afterwards will try to push itself as much, because it’s way too costly and there are better things to pump money…

I would risk adding something to your comment, but you made a point with such finesse that me trying to add to it would either be redundant or taint it.

Seriously though, your reply is the TL;DR for this article. Fucking A+. I wish I had more accounts to give you more stars.

There are specialists in the WHO and GOARN that can spare the time in the current climate to do consulting in a game?

Maybe this virus isn’t so bad after all.

While I do like the gesture, there’s no way GOG won’t be “raided” by a lot of “that person”s over this year if this policy doesn’t change.

Good will or not, 30 days is FAR TOO MUCH for a return window on digital goods. I would argue that even 2 days is too much in this situation. One full day would still be super…