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Butts Carlton
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Zoo Tycoon

"You gotta leave. We don't do that in here, rubbin your nipples n shit"

Watching Earn progressively get more and more drunk throughout the night until he barged in on the promoter and threw up mid sentence was comedy gold

And in Atlanta of all places

Darius is a modern shaman. He legit feels like someone's imaginary friend but everyone can see him.

Oh yeah Luke is a total cornball because he's an oldhead and sort of out of touch. I guess "cool" wasn't the right word to use. What I really want to say is that he doesn't have the overt charisma of Rossi or Ali that makes him jump off the screen.

I was hoping that Shades was hiding some superpowers too but given that the show's more about hood politics than anything I'm not surprised that it didn't go that route.

What sets Luke apart from guys like Cap & Supes is that he legit didn't ask for this lol. He has glorious purpose thrust upon him and so he has to get over the initial hurdle of thinking outside of himself. The powers forced Luke to become a hero while Clark & Steve most likely would've been heroes regardless.

It's more comical than anything but then again I can't say that I was going into this looking for great fight choreo. He's the strongest dude on the block by a country mile and unless they were gonna introduce a bunch of meta humans, no one was realistically gonna square up with him. Basically if you were expecting

Nah he's not THE weakest but he sadly is one of the weaker points. That's not to say that he's a bad character it's just that, as others have stated, he's surrounded by people who're more engaging. Mike Colter certainly looks the part and does solid work in the role but there are moments where he falls victim to

I don't know what was funnier, the reveal that the dude called the cops or the way that Harrison walked away with his hands on his hips lmao

I'd also like to point out that B.A.N. is also an anagram for Bitch Ass N*gga which makes it even funnier

The best thing about this episode is that not only do they get a chance to poke a lot of fun at/satirize various things with the vignette/commercials (that Crunch-O's Commercial was particularly masterful) but they could also tackle the Trans movement from different angles in the main plot without explicitly saying

The sad thing with the Roman Reigns character is that it's been handled so haphazardly that now there's really no way for members of the WWE Universe who aren't fans of his already to latch on to him on a personal level. They've made so many reactionary shifts & tweaks to the character that he's very rarely had time

I didn't find Roman to be patronizing at all in his mini-segment with Sasha and I'm pretty sure the US Title thing has more to do with the booking/writing than it does him but I guess everyone's basically picked the hill that they want to die on with him at this point lol.

Yeah that final spot was badass

He is Canadian after all

Sherlock Holmes: In the 22nd Century

2 Blade 2 Runner

715 - CREEKS of the new Bon Iver album gets me. Justin Vernon can distort his vocals beyond recognition and STILL make it sound soulful as fuck