That's why I'm here, Adam. Every forum needs at least one, and I am happy to offer one when it is necessary.

Kyle, with your taste in music at age 17 in 1993, did you give up completely the hope of ever getting laid in your lifetime? Hopefully, you acquired an appreciation of listenable music since, and have become a knowledgeable and sophisticated music lover. If not, then good luck with your criticism from your parents'…