When I hit the part about Frank Miller I put my phone on the counter, whipped out a skillet and fried an egg on that sucker. Scorching, hilarious, pretty accurate.

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

And don’t forget!

It’s a cultural argument about the game resonating for blacks in the states, who do not connect with the Afro-Caribbean players (and vice-versa)

How is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue still a thing?

These "What Would You Do?" episodes have gotten way over the top

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

Given how serious the Bengals treat off-the-field conduct, I'm sure they won't sit Still on this.

both evolution and creationism requires faith

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Cosigned. I realize I'm especially sensitive about this issue because I just had Tyler Perry's Temptation on (hadn't seen it, on Amazon Prime, now regret watching it) and I am just sickened by the narrative that a woman owes her relationship something. Not owes the other person, but that women as a whole should…

Agree with this so much. The fact that you can fall for somebody else while you're in a relationship means that that relationship wasn't right.

Oh man, so much of this is good... but this? This is incorrect.

so by that logic cops the world over, before the advent of the taser, had no way to subdue crazy people? did they jsut let them go? or shoot them with a gun?

Well the NCAA did say he will go pro in something other than sports.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.