so by that logic cops the world over, before the advent of the taser, had no way to subdue crazy people? did they jsut let them go? or shoot them with a gun?

Well the NCAA did say he will go pro in something other than sports.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

Automatic assumption that black people don't have jobs. Check

That kid went home that afternoon, opened up his book of dream careers, and drew a line through "Astronaut."

Only three real questions.

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

You know that weird sound you make when you're trying to stifle a laugh because you're in an office setting but a piece of it slips out anyway and it sounds like you're choking, so you cough a couple of times afterwards to make people think that you were just clearing your throat and that's what that weird sound was…

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

"I'd like to cancel my season tickets to the Astros."

This is the text of the original story, most likely the one Doug Gottlieb first read.

Not Bent Like Beckham

Thank you for your self-service.