States’ rights was a hypocritical rallying cry from the very beginning. They only pull that one out when the majority of Americans believes differently than they do, and have elected representatives who will do the majority’s bidding. The same people are perfectly content with federal power and an activist judiciary…

I’ve seen pigeons fight over chicken bones at the floor of a Popeye’s. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

This is the most streets ahead comment I’ve ever seen.

Sounds like the work of the Mobb Deep State.

Spaulding! Get your foot off the boat!

I think you’re reading too much into it. It was basically the 1920s version of a modern meme, and like a modern meme, teenagers took it to stupid lengths, because that’s what teenagers do.

I think you’re being a tad hyperbolic here.

Every character on Bob’s Burgers looks like Jorge Posada.

I think the fact that his failings are so out in the open highlights the problem, which is that if people can see them plainly but don’t care, then I don’t see how getting more personal with him would help.

Something about the line“get all up in your guts” makes me go oof everytime I’ve heard it since it’s fairly common. It also makes me laugh.

This does not bode well for the completeness of my Don Knotts shelf.

like that Burress bit about racist porno comments

My wife (a teacher) laughs her ass off at this:

It’s what happens when every street-corner shouting-at-the-sky madman has quick and easy access to a network of said madmen, who—individually and as a group—are given the unchecked and virtually unmonitored ability to shout at the sky and be heard anywhere in the world.

Note to self, start a restaurant for crazy people called QAnonigans.  

That’s what “bulldozing” is. It’s not being accurate with your words, its being relentless with them. Just constantly spewing until your listeners either accept what you are saying as true or they just walk away.

Furlong is bad, but before reading this article I never really thought about how impossible it would have been for any tween/teen to play the role as written by Cameron. The script just puts too much on John’s plate. You’re asking a child actor to play all these contradictions simultaneously — he’s both a delinquent…

Ahem. Matt F*cking Cameron. But between he and Dave... Temple of the Dog, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Foos, QotSA (in spurts), Them Crooked Vultures... and more side projects. And both good stand-up dudes.

Battleships, Cluedo (or Clue, I suppose), some sort of electronic football game and finally Twister.