Matlab is hot stinky cat dookie.

I’m an old nerd (47). I liked the show pretty well, but the nerd culture stuff was generally the least funny aspect.

And, unlike Kyrie, Kawhi accounted for the Earth's rotation.

It’s a shame the Conservative crowd won’t acknowledge the writing on the wall and just start teaching Personal Responsibility thru Birth Control instead of only abstinence.

Eventually, everybody will have an SVOD service and it will cost as much (or more) than cable did to get access to everything. 

“I know what I can do!" *Proceeds to jump 100 feet in the air to dunk a flaming ball into the hoop from near half court*

Bret hurt Bret.

Those aren’t incidents, those are goddamn legends.

He wasn’t the best talker, but “Who are you to doubt El Dandy?” still might be my favorite promo of all time.

It is probably the only good part of the last few shows. The “payoff” was tonight and it's definitely worth checking out.

Well, these are all on YouTube so far. Search for “Firefly Fun House.”

80 minutes of ‘Weekend at Bernie’s Game of Thrones Edition’? Hilarious, I’m down!

Donald Glover!

Robert Mitchum is over here not giving a shit.

I can’t believe I’ve read this far in the comments and no one’s mentioned Humphrey Bogart.

Some really good ones on this list. Steve McQueen, especially. How can you talk about cool without mentioning Steve McQueen.

Seriously? This is a question?

Clearly the witch factors in the high infant mortality rate when she gives out prophecies. Most people just never read the fine print.

yes, it’s not a new idea at all but the fact that the same publisher published 2 plays both about wolves wanting to be heroes (not witches or ogres or giants, etc) at the exact same time (1997) is just weird.

Stay classy...