Someone on another site pointed out that the original Twilight Zone is a collection of little morality plays - or at least some type of lesson learned. I agree. On the reboot, at least so far, there’s no lesson, no comeuppance, no reckoning. Maybe some kind of twist, but no moral. Also, the profanity is just weird and…

This has indeed been a disturbing reboot effort.

My impression of the TZ reboot:

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

Kate gets knocked down, she gets up again, you’re never going to keep her down.

“Marchioness of Chumbawumba”

I think it’s possible Will cheated. Since the start of their relationship, he has basically played a game of push and pull with Kate. Will has always been confident that Kate will be there no matter what he does. He publicly hooked up with other women while they were dating and Kate just ignored it.

James Harden complaining the game should be called “the way it’s supposed to be called” is like Wil E. Coyote complaining to Acme customer service after the Roadrunner escapes into the cliff painting. It’s like, yeah, man, that wasn’t supposed to happen, but to be fair you were legit trying to smash and eat that bird.…

Zero sympathy for a pair of professional flop merchant crybabies who play the basketball equivalent of Let Me Speak To Your Manager and apparently have never heard of the boy who cried wolf. Let them lose in 4.

Yep, like FUCK and SON OF A BITCH, not hateful words that denigrate an entire culture. If you think those words are the same as the N-word than you are a complete moron and enjoy Pewdiepie. 

I see that D.C got invaded by degens from up-country. Surprised there wasn’t a donnybrook. 

Sure it does, just like the many school shooters were trained by terrorist military. Without the terrorist training why they might shoot everyone but the target (insert photo here of trained LAPD shooting 2 inoccent women in a truck and missing them).

I don’t know if you wrote that with Mitch Hedburg in mind, but that is how I read it.

1) you can fuck right off.

I feel like what made that shot so incredible, is you know Lillard took that shot KNOWING he’d be pilloried as an idiot if he missed it and lost in OT and took that approach to the possession anyways.

The St. Louis Browns aren’t DEAD dead, they’re the Baltimore Orioles. There’s a big difference between the Baltimore Orioles and all dead; the Baltimore Orioles are slightly alive.

Final form would have to be this, no?

I would fill the candy desk with liquorice, Necco wafers, satellite wafers, and Zotz. Yeah I’m the person who likes those things. Everyone would later donate to make sure I was never reelected.

Two more Sherlock Holmeses for my movie nights this week: Sherlock Holmes Faces Death, and The Spider Woman. Its a good thing I knew going in that The Spider Woman was a Sherlock Holmes movie, because otherwise I’d have reasonably expected a giant half-human spider monster. I still hoped for one, but I didn’t…

True Detective season one’s Who Goes There, The Secret Fate of All Life, Haunted Houses.