lol excellent kinja, internet friend. i hope someone else stars you to get you out of the grays.

I still think the first Thor was underrated. It was funny, but also a little operatic with that Ken Branagh vibe, it brought the stakes down to one small town in New Mexico... good stuff all around.

“Bret tackled Bret.” - Vince McMahon 

“son of legendary Tennessee coach Pat Summitt” is doing a lot of lifting in his story.

If I looked as cool walking away from flames as Michael B Jordan does, I’d make people include it in every movie too.

It means he called the jerk store and they were out of himself. ‘Dammit that’s not it!’

“Starters:

i think i misread the topic of this article into thinking it was a true crime series starring wrestlers and my mind pictured a show like true detective only everyone was a pro wrestler in full kayfabe wrestling character the whole time.

Yeah, Conan “Son of Bluto” Stevens was the best Mountain.

Who the hell were they looking for, the Joker? 

No, sorry, the old “if you like flavor x mixed with anything else, that means you don’t really like flavor x” argument is never, ever valid, no matter what flavor you apply it to. If it were true in the way you cite, people would just drink sweetened milk, and use it to wash down caffiene pills. There is definitely…

“Iron Mike Sharpe, who was apparently nursing some kind of forearm injury at the time”

I saw him wrestle live. Tom Magee against Iron Mike Sharpe, who was apparently nursing some kind of forearm injury at the time. All I remember is Magee’s backbreaker finisher, what would happen if you set up a guy for an atomic drop, then just held him on your shoulder until he quit.

I can’t see Trey Mancini’s name without the Pink Panther theme playing in my head. That’s probably the only nice thing I can say about this team.

It’s not like there aren’t preachers in the US right now who advocate killing homosexuals or sending them all to an island. Most of society labels them nutjobs, but they are out there. And let’s remember, we currently have a vice president who supports conversion therapy which is essentially a form of torture. I’m…

Why would a director want anyone other than Tony Todd when we still have Tony frickin Todd?? 

keanu reeves is in reality the person that johnny depp thinks he is.

“He shot me once, but instead of leaving me to suffer he made it a quick double-tap to the head.”

Reeves has outright stated he never really needs to work again, so you can be pretty sure that anything he’s doing, he’s doing because he enjoys it.

A guy named Paul who has a lot of time on his hands and thinks he’s funny? Is it run by HHH?