I always thought what made Waffle House great was the secondhand nicotine scrambled into your eggs

Also, it was an incredibly stupid video on TikTok so no big loss on their end.

That’s why you tip well.

Golden Grahams is a good choice for dry snack cereals. Basically any loop cereal as well: various Cheerios flavors, Froot Loops, etc. I feel like Frosted Mini Wheats dry is some sort of secret only a few of us have discovered.

THESE
ARE
THE BREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKS

Ellen and W. can be friends, that’s fine by me. But a Cowboys game? That’s a bridge too far.

Hey! I’m still entertained by Bill Hader’s Carville impression. That’s got to count for something.

I’m a HS teacher, can testify that Ja(y)dens and Madisons are every-fucking-where.

You misspelled “the movie without Angie Dickinson was not as good as the same movie with Angie Dickinson”

I think that’s actually a chopstick, not a baseball bat

Fred McGriff’s 2-second appearance in the commercial for the Tom Emanski Instructional Drills video might have been the smartest thing he ever did in his life.

A . . . checkered history, you say

The others are a bit ho-hum but “Yeehawdists” is top shelf

Three-for-five on wins. That’s like a 1.600 OPS

Luca’s death scene is embedded in the article.

If you can work “I’m not your friend, buddy” around to “I’m not your buddy, guy” (the whole point of the SP joke) then it’s worth it. If not, it’s just a waste of time.

I’m not a cashier but this is how cashiers ought to hand me my change

Genius.com lists the lyric in the Fresh Prince theme song as “Yo homes, smell you later” so I go with that

Ironically, about 1/3 of the segments on Real Sex did not involve actual real sex, but instead some sort of mystical spirit sex between 58-year-old hippies. Mud was almost always involved.

I used to jerk