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Nokia was the best mobile phone manufacturer in history. I will fight those who say otherwise. My Nokia flip is still going 9 years later. I bought an identical one at a flea market for $10 for spare parts and an additional battery. and if mine dies I swap the sim card into the flea-phone and I'm good for another…

Thanks for writing this, I am in the same boat, also in a tech city, with an old Nokia flip-phone. My one-up on you is that I can send texts, and I guess my phone does take pictures, but they are fuzzy and horrible. I also fumble about like some kind of caveman trying to figure out an Atari 2600 when handed a…

Praise be to Jebus! Now he can afford classy, discreet hookers to "train" for losing his virginity. and if they talk he can have them "taken care of"

Likely. I never tried this but the Samba banned the posting of that video on their website. Hilarious!

sigh, you're doing it wrong.

Can’t. Star. Enough.

This is about Brady now, not the Pats. It is an employee fighting a disciplinary action by an employer. That's it. The Pats were heavily fined and knocked for some draft picks, which Bob Kraft accepted, on the basis that employees of the New England Patriots tampered with the game balls, also a fact not being…

Big Dig was a long term project that was desperately needed to bring traffic up to the crawl it is today. Thanks to Charlie Baker et al and their massiv cost over-runs/new yachts, we will be paying for it until 2035. Maybe then will be a good time to consider another giant taxpayer funded cluster-fuck.

Well, they WERE his daddy, remember?

First off, SAMER....your name sounds a little too suicide-bomberish for you to be going around pontificating about America’s perceived supremacy. However, you are boldly following a great American tradition of poking fun at and pissing off our closest allies. See also: France

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Maybe not but I’m pretty damn sure Tony Dungy is Humpty from the Digital Underground. Next time Tony's talking about a QB drop, just close your eyes and picture him say “first he limps to the side like his leg was broken, shakin and twistin, kinda like he was smokin’”

WELL DONE SIR...

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“I'm not NOT licking toads....."

Derr, thank goodness they finally figured out that circumcision was the best cure for jacking off....

DIE IN A FIRE, BOTH OF YOU

One-note solos are what sets Neil Young apart from the rest.