Ugh. See Hamilton Nolan. Worst writer on the staff by leaps and bounds, basically just compiles lists, reprints letters from other people and submits one sentence posts with links to real journalism and/or recently published studies. Yet he is, I think, the senior writer at Gawker Media (mostly because no real…

INSIDE A HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE BOARD ROOM Time: right now:

It's not that we don't think women can be funny, it's that no one thinks women can be nerdy, mad-scientists with home built labs and custom built and maintained jalopies. Because any man with a wife/girlfriend and a workshop (for their cars, gadgets, wood-working, etc) can tell you, chicks just, like, don't GET it…

Ugh, guys....ED has been solved YEARS ago. The cure is a younger, more nubile, woman than the one you're chained to.

my one and only knock on Subaru is that it is vicariously responsible for Ernie Boch Jr. and his monumental douchebaggery.

Copremesis was the name of two friends of mine's grindcore band side project. Pretty much summed up their sound....

Look into Kolsh my friend. It is a style from Germany (Koln) that is as pissy and poundable as American adjunct garbage, but almost no one in America aside from small craft brewers makes it(Harpoon in Boston brews it as their Summer Beer). So you get to hold that craft brew bottle (label out of course) and enjoy the…

Lets not forget that FIFA, along with AB-InBev, force countries with bans on alcohol (either in stadiums or in general) to sell their product or risk losing the world cup and all the money they will rob/cost said countries.

BEST. ADEQUATE MAN. ARTICLE. EVER.

It’s a teaching moment. Like "Oh what bitch, you’re gonna punch me in the face? You know what it’s like to get punched in the face? Here, lemme show you...”

Is he right handed? I mean, he couldn't even knock out some drunk white bitch? This does not bode well for his career in throwing footballs...

Where are these people that watch women’s soccer, being played on turf no less?! This is some elaborate conspiracy, I swear....

But what does this technology mean for the buried school bus pot farms of Alaska?

Jesus, Kiefer Sutherland looks like shit man....

Bah....looks like a normal day in Boston/Cambridge/Somerville....

Here here! Give 'em Donald Sterling instead!

Amstel Light. Lowest ABV beer on the market, and it's a fancy import so you won't look like a plebe on the golf course. Damn, golfers are the worst....

Blame the lawyers. They have litigated this country into the lowest common denominator nanny state we now live in. Good food must be thrown away in fear someone gets a belly-ache.

Having been in and around touring bands for many years, I've had a fair share of exeriences waiting at the back door of a closing restaurant/fast food place waiting for a bag of perfectly good food to make its way to the dumpster. The best is when a manager angrily tells you that the bag of perfectly good bagels he's…

I know right? All his criticisms of the systems in this country that oppress the poor and middle class Americans while elevating the already-rich. What a fuckin elitist!