It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

3 mustangs and 2000 bystanders? May the odds be ever in your favor!

Well most of my knowledge of police protocol comes from Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit II so I’m pretty sure the helicopter comes in by the time you unlock the Ford GT.

You could have been keeled!

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

Sponsored by Takata.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

The Mustang’s driver.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

That guy has the reflexes of someone who grew up in a war torn country.

Step one, locate bar cart, step two identify obstacles between you and said cart, step three, secure seatbelt, step four, brace for impact, step five prepare for combat with survivors over bar cart. Optional step six, prepare explanation for authorities on why you resorted to cannibalism.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I’m in the bologna area, but I don’t see any Lamborghini museums?

A Tesla’s intake manifold?

Though it looks like if he lost it on that track, he’d go right into the forester.