Yeah, GA used the official confederate flag to make an end-run around criticism (but keep the neo-confederates happy, wink wink) when they changed their flag.

I’m trying to figure out how he’s able to fuck New Jersey so hard when he can’t even find his penis.

DC residents are only concerned that people who are standing on the left side of the escalator coming off the Metro move to the right so those in a hurry can blow by them. As a former commuter I understand this concern.

I’m glad she put this in context of shiva and sheloshim. One of the things I’ve always admired about Jewish mourning practice is that it gives you a structure (seven days, thirty days, the first year) so that you have a bit of a guidebook. It expects you to be properly devastated, and then it gives you a time to start…

Holy.

Rakim? That’s the whitest, try-hardiest suggestion ever. It’s 2015.

We have a strict 4 big bites rule. Every kid automatically hates something new at 1 bite, but after 4 decent sized bites if you don’t like it - it’s fine. There are things I don’t like either.

If the moon were made of barbecue spare ribs, would ya eat it?

You miss 100% of the shots you let your teammates take.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

I am sadly unable to tell if this Hannity quote is real or you just made it up. How sad is that?

"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

I thought it was genius for Schalke put Hot Sauce on to split Modric in half:

He'll thrive at NYCFC in 2029.

hey you've proven you're the worst you can leave

Hot take: Cigars are, in the right circumstances, pretty great.

I don't know, I kind of look the same way after 420.