Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

Ok, sure, it's a lot of hair.

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

I’m supporting Clinton because I think she’ll be a better general election candidate than Sanders and I think she’ll be a better president too. However I am also supporting her because she’s a woman. And everytime I see any sort of criticism of that line of thinking it just reinforces my belief that we have to…

Will this never cease to be the truth??

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

What an idiot. Who starts with the tenth film in a series?

I read that as retired snowboarder and was very confused.

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

Possible explanation: He’s concussed.

Also: Bear Finally Admits to Shitting in Woods.

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

Well, to his credit, this week Rex finally came up with one truly offensive scheme.

Ichiro is so awesome. Imagine if he started playing in the majors when he was 20 instead of 29. He’d have had one of the greatest careers ever.

My college roommate became a tattoo artist. They had a tradition at the shop he apprenticed at that every artist had to have one tattoo that they’d give away for free to anyone who asked, but the catch was they were so stupid no one would actually ask for them. His was a flaming bologna sandwich riding a motorcycle. I…

When I was 18 I really wanted a tattoo but didn’t know what to get. I decide on the Led Zeppelin tribal symbols, since I was big into them at the time, and I thought they looked badass. The tattoo isn’t bad, it’s the location that’s the problem. You see, the phrase ‘tramp stamp’ wasn’t common back in the day, and I…

i thought it was a bad idea immediately. but now it’s been a reminder to not take myself too seriously.