EA’s purchase of Codemasters

I look forward to tagging my kids like cows with apple branded trackers

Why do people who are not postal workers have strong opinions about postal worker trucks?

It was much worse, they went after individual users of Napster.  Trying to bankrupt grandmas and shit.

That’s what you get for suing Napster. 

While I agree wholeheartedly with your sentiment, that is an atrocious map overlay. I’ve been staring at that thing for a good minute and I still can’t make out what part of the earth is supposed to be in the foreground.

Snow covering over 71% of the land mass of the continental United States. If only scientists had warned us this would happen we could have prepared for it!

Along the same pandemic lines, my theory is that a lot of people have not actually seen a Mini physically. Relying on pictures alone the Mini really looks no different than other models. Maybe if people were able to see and handle one in person there would be more sales.

I feel like people would love this if they had a chance to hold it. But no one can go to the Apple store to test out the new size, so they’ve just gone with what they know, rather than take the risk. I was one of the people who wanted a smaller iPhone badly, so I took the risk right away. Didn’t even wait for reviews.…

Fringe theory: The current pandemic lifestyle has people less likely to favor smaller phones than they may have if they were going places more.

Even if no one in the crowd carried a gun... they could have still jumped him and stuck his own knife up his ass.

Making people believe they’re in life-or-death situations isn’t a prank... and if you think that is one sure as fuck don’t go doing that in the south where they all have fucking guns.

Maybe it’s cause i’ve been up for almost 24 hours and am out of patience, but what a fuckin idiot. He didn’t deserve to die, but what the fuck did he expect to happen wandering up on folks with fuckin butcher knives?

Zello...

Maybe Zello could be down for maintenance until after the 20th.

The existence of Parler is going to turn out to be one of the greatest right-wing self-owns ever, isn’t it? 

Boy, guess we didn’t need to put a chip in the vaccine after all, did we?

Uuuhhhhhh, kinda too late guys (meaning Facebook, Twitter, Youtube.)

The MBTA was a revolutionary piece of legislation. It was really quite extreme in protecting migratory birds. If a bird crossed an international border you couldn’t shoot it, mess with it’s nest, or pick up it’s feathers even if you found one on the ground. Still couldn’t as of this morning.

MRW robots dance better than I ever will.